I KNOW I haven't been staying home enough lately because...
Conversation between a Father and his Daughter.
Daughter - Daddy! Daddy! My neck is very dry...
Father - (checks her neck to look for dry patch)
Daughter - Daddy... I want water.
Father - Wait I am looking for your dry neck.
Daughter - Water will make it not dry anymore. I want water, my neck is dry hurry up!
Father - ITS THIRSTY LAH WHAT NECK DRY?!?!?!?!!!!!!
I don't know to laugh or cry...





